No Hangovers.
Our Happy Sodas give you the green light for fun — without the next-day regret.
Nostalgic flavors, good vibes.
Lightly-infused social sodas inspired by the slushies, citrus pops and tropical drinks of summers past — reimagined with a smooth, balanced lift.
New here? Pick your strength.
Every flavor comes in a strength to match the moment. Start low, go slow — Green Monké is built to be sessionable.
From crack to chill in three.
Three easy steps. Built to be sessionable — start low, go slow.
Crack a Can
Pick your mood. Each flavor has a strength to match — light-lift (5mg) or full-vibe (10mg).
Feel the Lift
Our fast-acting infusion kicks in around 15–30 minutes. Smooth, social and easy to dial in.
Stay Social
Pour over ice. Put on the playlist. Enjoy the moment without the next-morning math.
Lighter nights. Clearer mornings.
See how a Happy Soda stacks up against the old standby.
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A Monké for every moment.
From poolside to last call — here's where a Happy Soda fits right in.
Float Mode
Cooler stocked, towel claimed. Orange Passionfruit over ice and the afternoon takes care of itself.
Blanket Time
Snacks out, sun glistening. Easy to pace, easy to share, easy to stretch into golden hour.
Out, Not Off
When the night calls but the hangover isn't on the invite list. From first drink through last call.
Pour It Pretty
Over ice with a citrus twist or fruity garnish. The perfect non-alc sip for the whole gang.
House Hours
String lights on, music queued. A balanced lift that takes the edge off without taking the night off.
Grill & Chill
Smoke curling off the grill, the cooler doing the heavy lifting. The perfect sip between flips.
What people are saying.
Real words from the Monké movement.
"Tastes like the orange drink I loved as a kid. It's the drink that goes with everything and the one I reach for most."
"I like them over ice like a cocktail. Makes me feel engaged, a bit giggly, and a nice smooth buzz."
"My go-to on a Tuesday night when I'm swapping out my wine. No guilt — 25 calories but tastes like 100+!"
"Great flavor. The effects aren't overpowering — you're still able to get tasks done."
"The flavor is 10/10 and the relaxing feel is also 10/10 — highly recommend."
"Delicious and amazing — the taste is mind-blowing. I shared this bubbly with my friends and we loved it."
Build Your Own 12-Pack
Like building your own playlist — stack your favorites, sneak in a new one, queue up the night. The easiest way to refresh the fridge and finally settle the "what should we drink?" debate.
Build your 12-pack
Join the Monké movement.
Early access to new flavors, exclusive drops, and 20% off your first order.
Questions, answered.
Is Green Monké alcohol-free?
Yes. Green Monké is a non-alcoholic beverage — all of the social, none of the alcohol.
How many calories?
Just 25 calories (or less!) per can, with 5g of sugar or less.
How fast does it work?
Our fast-acting infusion typically kicks in around 15–30 minutes. Start low, go slow, and dial in the moment.
Where can I buy it?
Order directly online — availability depends on your state.